every Thanksgiving

at the bar trying to get guys to buy me drinks

when people judge me for how many times I get up for food

when I find out someone has been talking shit behind my back

whenever I make dinner for friends

when I order an appetizer and a dessert

Reasons why I’m single: 1st date question

when I go run outside in the summer

whenever someone asks me if I’m going to study for the GRE

when my friends go out without me