When schools send me: a rejection email, a rejection text message, and a rejection letter

when my friend tells me it’s time to go to class

when someone asks if I’m still tired

Dancing at a club
Expectation

Reality

when customers orders get too specific and strange

What I sound like when I try and leave someone a voicemail

when I took dancing lessons with my boyfriend
expectation

reality

when someone rolls their eyes when I say, “Maybe Hogwarts is actually a grad school”

When I finished the latest seasons of Game of Thrones and True Blood

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